Eksena # 1
Amo: I want this and this and this… blah blah blah give me assessment ok?
Alipin(ako yun): Ken ken!
Eksena # 2
Ayon sa patakaran ano mang assessment e kelangan dumaan sa aking PM (project manager)
Alipin : *Bigay ng assessment sa PM* (2 days kunwari pero 2 oras lng talga gugugulin dun nyahahaha)
PM: *Padala ng assessment sa client*
Note: hindi ako pinadalhan ng kopya ng hitad kong PM
Eksena # 3
Amo: *kunot noo* Why ah? Why 3.5 days ah? Just change this and that what? Blah blah blah
Alipin: *mas kunot ang noo* You see it’s like this ah, have to change this, add this blah blah (lahat na ng kasinungalingan maiisip ko)
Amot: Cannot leh, too much already
Alipin: *project ng maamong mukha sabay ngiti* Ok I’ll try to trim the effort will let you know, ok?
Eksena # 4
Alipin: I’m confused what?
PM: you see it’s like this *litanya na kelangan kumita ng kompanya* blah blah blah
Anaps: *iiling-iling gang sa mabali na ang leeg* translation: umaayuda ang hitad
PM: okay we trim down to 3 days will inform her ok? just ignore auntie (amo)
Alipin: ok, pls let me know once agreed *pilit na ngiti*
PM: so sorry ah, ok will let you know
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